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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #2701
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*sips beer*
*sits in corner waiting for grim to make bomb go boom*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53   #2702
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*sits beside pwnd*
*eats glow stick*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #2703
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*looks at opeth*
"thats probably not good... oooo shiney teeth!"
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #2704
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*wakes up*

*tries to get out of keg but is stuck*

*runs around randomly bumping into walls*

Help meee!!!!!! *runs into wall*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11   #2705
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*sips beer*
*watches the idoit running into walls*
*shakes head*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21   #2706
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*runs into pwnd*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22   #2707
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*sets bass on fire*
*pushes him into a wall*
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25   #2708
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*fire burns keg off of head, stops before hitting the wall and pulls out a mace, glares angrily at pwnd*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #2709
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*sips beer*
"got the keg off for ya"
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #2710
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You tried to burn me and push me into a wall!! Meh w/e

*drinks rum*

Soo.....up for the octagon? O.O
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33   #2711
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*sips beer*
*stands up*
*streches*
*sits back down*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #2712
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*drinks rum*
*walks into bar for a refill and accidentally knocks over one guys beer*
*guy glares at me*
Look a distraction!
*looks away and smashes with mace*
barkeeper refill here!
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #2713
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*uses rituals to summon Ifrit*
*observes that the summoned creature is throwing fireballs at Grim which led him to the bomb setup by Opeth11*
*sees and hears large explosion near bar*
*sips free beer while Grim goes to hell and back*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #2714
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*gropes self* lol
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #2715
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Chops off Nilene's hands to prevent the situation from manifesting in a locked thread.
Thows hands at Bane.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46   #2716
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i should probably go get a bottle of something ...
what shall i poison myself with tonight?
*ponders the situation*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 06:49 AM // 06:49   #2717
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Hands bacon an unlabeled bottle.
Here, drink this.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #2718
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*sniffs contents of bottle*
smells like poison.
jackass.
*takes a swig*
*feels a burning sensation running down my throat*
ahhhhh
good shit.
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54   #2719
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*is hit by the explosion near the bar and is sent flying to the wall and knocked unconscious*
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Old Oct 14, 2006, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #2720
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*Laughs at BassVII*

*Runs into basement, empties all the beer out of the barrels into bar - the bar is now a beer pool *


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